- Enforced the peace
- herded children away from oncoming sculpture traffic
- herded sculptures away from oncoming real traffic
- prevented toes from being run over
- distributed band aids
- distributed fake blood
- performed vehicle safety inspections
- Accepted bribes
- cookies cookies cookies
- love note written by a third grader
- homemade toy car
- fake mustache
- "Go Ask Alice" temporary tattoo
- stuffed road kill tiger (best)
- pringles (worst)
- apples and bananas
- chocolate raspberry cukpcake
- golden coin necklace
- swedish fish
- beer tokens
- Checked the map to make sure we were going the right way
- Confirmed ACE status for vehicles which were pilot-powered the entire race
- Gave pilots water and snacks
- Had my picture taken on the pink furry bike 5,000 times
- Was confused for a cartoon character
- Found a kazoo on the ground at Canton waterfront and used it anyways
- Wheedled Jeff into finishing the race despite broken vehicle and knee injury
- Got covered in mud by delighted teenage sculpture pilot
may 6 2012 ∞
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may 6 2012 +