- At the grocery store, "Are you prepared to bail me out the day I decide to steal an Asian baby?"
- While listening to a news story about Michael Vick's abused dogs, "I am not a violent person, but I think he should have his balls cut off."
- Watching Bristol Palin on DWTS, "Well at least you didn't pee on the floor."
- Observing a construction site, "I love cranes. They're so sexual...you're gonna put that on one of your quote lists aren't you?"
- In response to me complaining about all the things I had to shlep in my bike basket, "Well Fluffy shleps you around all the time, and I never hear her complain."
sep 30 2010 ∞
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