• Wake up
• Contemplate Being for five minutes while lying in bed
• Brush teeth, use neti pot
• Pranayama and sitting meditation for 20 minutes
• Eat breakfast
• Check phone & email

Order in which Things Actually happen

• Wake up
• Drift in and out of sleep hitting snooze alarm for 20 minutes
• Moan
• Brush teeth and pop some claritin D
• Check phone, realize there is fire to put out at the yoga studio
• Do I really need to meditate today?
• Cliff Bar