- you're not a good listener
- you're not a good storyteller
- you're wearing plaid shorts/crocs/a bow in your hair
- if all of the above, good luck
- you don't like animals
- really bad if it's dogs
- you have crappy taste in music
- you eat really crappy foods
- you're not a Harry Potter person
- you drive a P.T. Cruiser
- you refer to your "father" in an overly referential way as in "Father's always been a great patron of the Museum."
- you tried to give me a stupid nickname when we barely knew each other
- you use emoticons :{
- you have a weak immune system, and not because of an immunodeficiency disorder.
jun 28 2010 ∞
apr 28 2013 +
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