• It doesn't matter how hungry you are, two packets of Ramen Noodles is always TOO MUCH
• Foods with five or fewer ingredients are probably pretty healthy (thank Michael Pollan)
• Listening to public radio makes you smarter and probably a better person
• The Facebook is a parasite on our already ailing society. Save yourselves!
• It doesn't matter if yours are "the best in town." All crab cakes taste the same
• Condoms condoms condoms
• Putting on an extra layer before savasana

This I do NOT Believe:

• The Facebook
• Jeggings
• Crocs, unless they are for work
• the GPS