IF I WERE...

• an architectural style ― beaux-arts.
  • closely followed by art nouveau and gothic.
• an art movement ― ascii art.
  • or potentially baroque.
• a month ― november.
  • mildly depressing month but with enough hope for what's ahead that you force yourself to go through it.
• a day of the week ― friday.
  • i just like fridays.
• a time of the day ― 6am.
  • the peace and calm of watching the sun rise through your window.
• an animal of the sea ― shark.
  • i'm a shark nerd, this is a biased one.
• a direction ― north.
  • i'm from québec.
• a planet ― jupiter.
  • cool.
• a piece of furniture ― bookshelf.
  • insert nerd emoji with raised finger. will elaborate later on this one.
• a historical figure ― socrates.
  • i like making others realize they're stupid. so am i.
• a liquid ― blood.
  • nobody likes seeing that, and if you do, you're a freak.
• a gemstone ― agate.
  • i just think it's neat._
• a tree ― maple.
  • my blood is maple syrup._
• a bird ― puffin.
  • i am a puffin nerd. once again biased._
• a tool ― axe.
  • it's cool.
• a flower ― .
• a material ― wood.
  • i just really like everything wood.
• a kind of weather ― chilly.
  • i'm from québec.
• a musical instrument ― acoustic guitar.
  • i'm mellow and have a potential for great things if used well.
• a color ― navy blue.
  • it's my favorite color.
• a vegetable ― carrot.
  • i don't even remember why i chose that one.
• a word ― shikuteu.
  • i think it's neat and i love shikuteu pie.
• an emotion ― melancholy.
  • my perpetual state. originally what i chose for the one above this.
• a fruit ― cloudberry.
  • makes for a lovely pie.
• a sound ― .
• a body part ― eye.
  • i like watching things and people. just don't look back at me, i'm an autist; you know how we do with eye contact. we don't.
• a song ― .
• an element ― earth.
  • steady and strong.
• an automobile ― .
• a taste ― coffee.
  • bitter but nice.
• a scent ― pine.
  • i just like pine trees.
• a place ― .
• a mammal ― tiger.
  • a big cat.
• a book ― nausea.
  • i have that exact feeling everyday.
• a body part ― spine.
  • mine being fucked up is a core part of who i am.
• a number ― 12 or 25.
  • won't explain these. they're not even meaningful.
• a rpg class - tank.
  • steady and strong once more. i like not having to worry about my safety.
• a drink ― coffee.
• a dessert ― tiramisu.