- you cheat on me
- you smoke cigarettes
- you are high ALL the time
- you drink bottled water
- you drink alcohol 24/7 to get drunk and not cos you actually like it (aka you are an alcoholic)
- you make fun of things I really like a lot (and are mean about it. if you are joking it's k.)
- you have no life goals
- you don't respect me
- you hit me/yell/are violent towards me at all
- you lie/say things you "don't really mean"
- you never buy me dinner/do nice/thoughtful things
- you use me for sex (cool)
- you enjoy American Dad and/or Glenn Beck/Fox News
- you are a dog person and "hate cats"
- you type very very poorly (and/or text)
- you have fucking terrible grammar
- you are seriously too goddamn cool/punk/hip for me or anyone else
- you "don't like to read books"
- your favourite bands are the red hot chili peppers and animal collective.
- you like hardcore... and that's it.
- you enjoy playing the game of beer pong and literally do not know what else to do with your weekends
- you've never had a job in your life even though you've moved out because your parents keep padding your pockets
- you wear nonprescription glasses OR just plain frames with no goddamn lenses in them
- you eat a lot of fast food/cheeseburgers/starbucks/fake foods
- you love coffee but only drink starbucks. ???
- in school dining halls, you eat (or would eat) pizza and two cheeseburgers and powerade for every single meal.
- you think its cool to crush beer cans and throw them around outside and at cars
- you think destroying nice people's things is cool and makes you look bad ass like smashing little kids pumpkins and mailboxes and windows yeah no sorry you're not drunk you're an asshole.
- you do not recycle ever ever ever because it "doesn't make a difference anyway"
- you say things and constantly go back on your word
- you have body hair of any kind (not really but sorry)
- you call me a "kid"
- you're not a vegetarian and are absolutely not respectful of me for being one
- you're vegan and treat me like a child for not being one like you.
- oh my god you don't like any fruits or vegetables you only like potatoes and meat and goddamn cheese crackers
- WORSE if you are vegan but just eat fake meat and fake cheese and bread and what is swiss chard?
- you're hard set on a certain idea like a political ideal and you won't let me have my own ideas without trying to convert me to yours.
- oh you think you are super into politics but you never watch the news or read the paper and could never inform me about a certain current event at gunpoint
- you are the kid in class who challenges the professor even though he has ph.D in economics, and you do not. sorry, but if you are taking this class and not teaching it you do not have the right to talk back to the professor.
- you loudly talk about sexual things you did with your bf/gf so everyone can hear. oh you took a shower together last night? that's cool.
- you can afford to buy a plane ticket/go to fest but yet you wear torn up shoes and pants and shirts with holes in them while you listen to your ipod wearing your chrome bag. hey, i've got an ipod and a chrome bag too, but i'm not the one trying to look poor.
- you throw out bottles and cans in the bathroom trash even though your dorm even came outfitted with a recycling bin. NO EXCUSE.
- you punch girls (at shows, or ever) and don't appologize. do not hit people just to show you are a big strong man.
- you are allergic to peanuts, sorry we wouldn't be able to snack together ever.
- you wish that I dressed more like a girl/acted more feminine (this hasn't happened yet but I would be never talk to you again pretty much)
- or preferred that i had long hair (cool get lost)
- you have a lot of tattoos but they are all shitty
jan 8 2010 ∞
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