trendiness aside, I rather do love moustaches. I think my favourite is the Dali.

• the word "moustache" comes from the Middle Greek term moustaki, meaning "upper lip".
• the earliest artefact depicting a moustache dates back to 300BC and is of a Scythian horseman.
• for gentlemen wanting to keep their 'taches in tip-top shape, moustache protectors and bands were once readily available.
• until WWI, having a moustache was mandatory in the British Army. Charlie Chaplin wore his removable toothbrush moustache as a way of mocking Hitler.
• moustachioed South Indian policemen are paid an extra 360 rupees per annum.
• the world's longest moustache belongs to Ram Singh Chauhan, of India, and is 14ft. long.
• Stephen Fry's moustache has various websites dedicated to it across the world wide web
• but we all know Freddie Mercury had the greatest moustache.