- Hole/whore
- The Foreskin dare
- What happens in the hot tub, STAYS in the hot tub.
- Stegano's updates.
- Uncle Wayne's Wang.
- Clitmidea.
- Ben Draper, The Penetrator!
- The first time he lost his virginity.
- Back in the dark ages.
- Look, it's our good friend!
- Git R Done boys!
- Skunk outside. Must. Close. Window.
- I'll put the remainder in my mouth.
- Beware of Doug.. Isn't his name Peter?
- Who wants a history of this toilet?
- He's probably going to a Nazi's Anonymous meeting.
- He must be physic.
- I'm deprived! *fist slam*
- I'm in Montreal, I can see everything from an aerial perspective.
- Mike World IS a pedophile.
- I didn't think you guys could see me.
- Lick your lips and become a pedophile.
- Maybe it will come to you in the shower, it doesn't come when you force it, it only comes naturally. I'm not talking about masterbation.
- Different strokes for different folks.
- Time to release!
- What good is arithmetic and English when you're DEAD?
- He thought it was beard!
- Mr. Adair is a wiener.
- I'm very "passionistic" about gym.
- Men with beards tend to have red, shiny lips.
- Go behind a bush, get covered in black flies, then jump out and say, "Hey, do you wanna hook up?"
- Headmaster.
- Hello, my MILF.
- Mustaches are so 80's, haven't you seen Anchorman?!
- I would NEVER go by Dick, that's something you piss out of. I told the cashier, "I'm NOBODIES Dick!"
- Is it hairy... I mean heavy?
- Moses meet Jesus, Jesus meet Moses.
- I'm just stating a fact.
- Laugh all you want...
- It depends on how tight he likes them.
- Tell him to grease up his thighs so they don't get chaffed.
- You're like a real juicy worm and I'm a hungry trout.
- Banana phone!
- It's not a dog, it's a FUCKING HORSE!
- Guys think with their penises.
- Well I saw the real thing... not just a dick shadow!
- Here's your Christmas presents. Conversation not included.
- I border on men-tal re-tar-da-tion.
- We'll be right back... we have to buy my mom some soap...
- When's your Mom making that artichoke pizza? That's the least of my fucking concerns right now.
- If I woke up tomorrow with my head sewn to the carpet, I wouldn't be more surprised than I am now.
- We're out of the butt and into the fuck!
- Why don't you make like a banana, and SHIT!
- Fuck salt!
- Go count your dick!
- You can go to Jolly Pirate Donuts and take a 2 hour SHIT for all I care!
- These fish sticks are hard as tits!
- I'll do anything. name it. NAME IT!
- She doesn't know fuck from fuck.
- Dun-dun-a-nun-nun ... BIG CUNT!
- Look at the tomatoes!
- Diets are bullshit.
- Pintacle, I mean pinnacle.
- Hehe, I'm hard.
- He's days away from getting his first period.
- Am I being unreasonable?!
- Wolfhead.
- Omnican!
- Oh, this is some pretty serious w-water damage!"
- Everytime I'm in this house, that toilet is clogged! Everytime!
- So help my Christ!
- Bullshit!
- The Dago Disease.
- A "Prince Albert", which is basically a bolt to the cock.
- Appleston Estate.
- You know, Mark spends a lot of time in the bathroom...
- You were manly enough to last me for a while.
- You'll be so goddamn fucking tired by the time you get to New Hope that you won't be struttin' that ass.
- All I know is ball, and good, and rape. Tonight, you.
oct 18 2009 ∞
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