• Once you have kids, your life is over.
• I'll take that ball and shove it up your ass.
• Where the watermelons grows.
• Hippo-d-potamus.
• Santa is here, huh? Well he can kiss my black ass.
• Did he just call that man "Dildo Baggage?"
• He has a dirty "chan ses" (sanchez)
• I've got the vapors!
• He's very nice looking for a black man. (talking about 50 Cent)
• It was probably the black birds that did it.
• Why would you want BPSYC on your ass, it sounds too much like bum sex!
• So, it looks like the Black Forest Ham is on sale. 59 cents...
• Pooouf The Magic Dragon, that stinks!
• It makes my mouth saliva.

• Mango - vegetarian pad thai, papaya salad.
• The Loyal Oarsman - mushrooms on toast.
• The Iron Duke - Waldorf salad, sweet potato poutine.
• Siem Reap - spring rolls, coconut curry soup.
• Bubba's - poutine.
• Mia Gelato - marshmallow, birthday cake, grapefruit.
• Smoke's Poutinerie - pulled pork poutine.
• Niji Sushi - pink roll & miso soup.

• Lobby drinking session.
• Mmm, yeeeas.
• Indubitably.
• The unspeakable thing that we'll take to our graves. Shhh. LOL
• The inconspicuously looking away from people technique.
• The SLC bathroom incident.
• Drinking prior to class on many occasions.
• Eating pasta, ground beef, and noodles while drunk, then puking.
• The Popped Cherry & The Fizzy Peach.
• Playing Super Mario 3 during breaks.
• Singing songs from TRHP loudly in the middle of the night.
• Our love for The Rocky Horror Picture Show.
• Our lasagna agreement. LOL
• Our anti-social behaviours.
• Our old-lady-esque qualities.

• To Kill A Mockingbird.
• The House of the Spirits.
• The Virgin Suicides.
• Atonement.
• American Psycho.

• Hole/whore
• The Foreskin dare
• What happens in the hot tub, STAYS in the hot tub.
• Stegano's updates.
• Uncle Wayne's Wang.
• Clitmidea.
• Ben Draper, The Penetrator!
• The first time he lost his virginity.
• Back in the dark ages.
• Look, it's our good friend!
• Git R Done boys!
• Skunk outside. Must. Close. Window.
• I'll put the remainder in my mouth.
• Beware of Doug.. Isn't his name Peter?
• Who wants a history of this toilet?
• He's probably going to a Nazi's Anonymous meeting.
• He must be physic.
• I'm deprived! *fist slam*
• I'm in Montreal, I can see everything fro...

• Leslie: She is wise beyond her years, always there when I need her.
• Shawn: Makes me feel beautiful, is the best thing to ever happen to me.
• Mandy: She listens to my rants, she's very funny, can drink like no other.
• Nikki: She knows how to shop, and sets me straight.
• Jenn: Knows how to party, has awesome stories.
• Ian: Has hilarious one-liners out of the blue.
• Sam: He's protective and is there when I need him.
• Caitlin: Sweetest girl ever, known her since the second grade.
• Mark: Always there for advice, has the good stories and comments.
• Sarah: Very random, awesome drinking buddy.
• Morgan: So clever, she was my high school...

• I am realistic.
• I'm sweet.
• I can make people laugh.
• I'm always there if anyone needs me.
• I'm open-minded.
• I'm honest.
• I'm wise.
• I try to be loving and affectionate.
• I like to be neat.
• I enjoy volunteering.

• Tomato vines.
• Pumpkin spice.
• Clinique Happy for Men.
• Clean laundry.
• Rain, especially in the summer.
• Leaves in the fall.
• My Mama's cooking.
• Shawn's clothes.

• Math, as aforementioned in the 'things I'm not so good at" list.
• Politics / voting. Things of that sort.
• Things to do with cars.
• Public Transit. I just take which ever bus comes first.
• History.
• Sports; especially hockey, UFC, and football.
• Fishing; picking lures, how to paddle a canoe.
• Understanding how to make things work. I just get help.

• Anginophobia; Fear of choking.This goes along with my perpetual NEED to have something to drink near by when I am eating.
• Astrophobia; Fear of stars or celestial space. I hardly ever look at the sky. I don't like it.
• Coulrophobia; Fear of clowns. I hate clowns.
• Hematophobia; Fear of blood. If I cut myself, it's all good, if I see other people's blood and I'm ready to drop. Recent examples;
  • Roald's rugby injury.
  • Boyfriend's nose bleed in the shower.
  • Countless nose bleeds at placement.

• Sledding.
• Make a snow man.
• Build a snow fort.
• Make snow angles.
• Go skating at Market Square.
• Watch Home Alone 1 & 2, How The Grinch Stole Christmas, Frosty The Snowman, & Rudolph The Red-Nosed Reindeer.
• Have a snowball fight.

• #401 The sound of dry leaves blowing across an empty parking lot
• #430 Eating ridiculous things for breakfast
• #434 Pizza soul mates
• #449 Staying up so late that everything becomes funny
• #452 Picking things up with your feet
• #476 Biting off the last piece of the Popsicle without losing any of it
• #498 Long comfortable silences between really close friends
• #510 Hanging out with your mom
• #513 Peeling that sticky glue off the back of your new credit card
• #516 Picking up something that turns out to be a lot lighter than you expected
• #531 The Big Night Nap
• #577 Looking at the clock and seeing that it’s 12:34
• #591 Sitting on your freshly made bed and...

• Instruuuuumental.
• I hate class.
• Go fratter!
• He's so moist.
• Now it's a lethal weapon!
• I've gotta cut my pubes, this is my pubes... cutter.
• I like those puppies
• I don't care what you have to do, call them, email them, send up smoke signals! You better get me my pizza.
• ... said the hook-nosed Jew.
• Never say "good luck" to anyone at Bingo, it's bad times.
• The only workout that works is the one you do.
• I don't want to be a googly-eyed fuck!
• Skinniest looking Elvis fuck.

• Vaseline.
• Burt's Bees Lip Balm.
• Lush None Of Your Beeswax lip balm.
• AG Fast Food Leave-In Conditioner.
• Soliel Razors.
• AvoJuice Japanese Garden Juicie.
• Define A Lash mascara.
• Clean & Clear Oil Absorbing sheets.
• True Match foundation and powder.
• Quo brow pencils.
• Green Mountain Natural Skin Care lotions.
• Lush bath bombs and bubble bars.
• Clinique Facial soap, toner, moisturizer and Even Better.

• Basil
• Black Pepper
• Celery
• Dirt
• Grass
• Green Tomato
• Lilac
• Paperback
• Parsley
• Pumpkin Pie
• Rain
• Snow

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• She shares the same interests I do.
  • Cosmopolitan
  • Listography
  • LaSenza
  • Silly YouTube videos.
• She listens to my long, angry rants.
• She's the least judgmental person I know.
• She respects herself and knows her limits!
• She laughs at all the stupid things I laugh at; funny videos, quotes, memories.
• She's always there when I need good, unbiased advice.
• She's a pretty gal, even when she doesn't take 10 years getting ready.
• Her hilarious and long-winded stories leave me crying from laughter.
  • RM Christmas shopping.

• Big lips.
• Disfigured middle finger on my right hand.
• Freckle on my middle toe, right in the middle.
• Scar on the left side of my temple.
• Souris tattooed on my left wrist.
• Sun tattoo on my lower back.
• Tragus piercing on my right ear.
• Nose piercing on the left side.
• Belly button piercing.
• Right nipple piercing.
• Scar on my inner thigh.
• Dark freckle on the opposite thigh, it's cute.
• Trio of freckles on my right arm.

• Dinki.
• Dinkus Malinkus.
• Dinks.
• Mouse.
• Dani.
• Baby Girl.
• Beautiful Girl.
• Hummingbird.
• Sweet Angel.
• Stinky.
• Piderman.

• Neediness... even though I'm relatively needy, myself.
• Accusatory statements.
• Being expected to do everything.
• Too much cologne.
• Lack of confidence.
• When guys think they are good at talking dirty, but then you soon realize they are not, and it's actually offensive, or just weird.
• Guys thinking they're better in bed than they really are.
• Lack of personal hygiene. That's a major no-no.
• Saying the following phrases early on in the relationship;
  • I love you.
  • You're the one.
  • I want to spend my life with you.
• Excessive drug use.

• Hotmail.
• SLCConnect, during the school year.
• CIBC.
• Facebook.
• Fuck My Life.
• Postsecret.
• Urban Dictionary.
• Listography.
• Picnik.
• 1000 Awesome Things.
• Lamebook.
• Bakerella.
• Cute Overload.

There's just something about this season that makes me smile.

• ✔ Pumpkin picking.
• Pumpkin carving.
• ✔ Eating/drinking pumpkin spiced foods and drinks.
• ✔ Visiting pumpkin patches.
• ✔ Seeing all the leaves change colour.
• ✔ Walking through crunchy leaves.
• ✔ Playing in piles of leaves.
• ✔ Driving through the countryside.
• ✔ Enjoying the cooler weather.
• Going out for Halloween.
• ✔ Seeing frost on the ground in the mornings.
• Camping.
• Fishing - specifically in Desert Lake.
• Canoeing.
• Train ride to New Brunswick.

• Struttin' That Ass.
• Propecia.
• I Kill People.
• Show Me Your Genitals.
• Pretend He's Your Little Sista.

• Acrost (across) - Mandy, you fuck!
• Learnt (learned)
• Ascared (scared)
• Pacifically (specifically)
• Fustrated (frustrated)
• Expecially (especially)
• Excape (escape)
• Unappropriate (inappropriate)
• Suposebly (supposedly)
• Choosed (chose)
• Increasement (increase)
• When people say "times it" instead of "multiply it".
• When people say "try and..." instead of "try to..."
• When people say "I never knew that"
• "All all-natural".
• "MasterCard card".

• Math, I still use my fingers to count.
• Shaving my legs, I always have a stash of band-aids near by.
• Sitting still.
• Driving.
• Waiting, especially when I'm waiting for people to text me back.
• Checking my college email.
• Remembering passwords. I have them all written down on a sticky note.
• Getting things done. I procrastinate a great deal.
• Remembering to do things. Which is why I make lists daily.
• Showing sympathy, sometimes I feel like it comes across as ingenuous.
• Keeping things to myself. I mean, big secrets I can keep to myself, but small little gossipy things is a no-can-do.
• Remembering when I've already told somebody a story, and I then proceed to try to ...

• I bring Vaseline with me everywhere I go. I'd die without it.
• I constantly bite my lips.
• I always have a Lululemon headband in my purse.
• I hum to myself daily, even when it's not appropriate.
• I can't eat anything unless I know there is a drink within reach.
• I have to talk to my Mom at least once a day.
• It frustrates me to sleep in a messy room.
• I hate sleeping on the inside of the bed.
• I don't sleep well without a body pillow.
• I've had a 'memory box' for five or six years. Notes, movie stubs, pictures, corsages from grade eight graduation and prom, random things always find their way to t...

• Autumn
• Jane
• Marci
• Vivienne
• Gabrielle
• Madeline
• Willow
• Ocean
• Avery

• Taking a mid-afternoon nap.
• Realizing you get to sleep in on any given morning.
• Getting let out of class early/finding out class is canceled.
• Sleeping in clean bedding, post shower.
• Finishing a really good book.
• Having a good cry.
• Kittens. It's cliche, but I fucking love kittens.
• Nice, long showers.
• Boyfriend's singing.
• Stumbling into bed incoherently drunk and falling asleep instantly.
• Buying lingerie.
• Getting checked out by strangers, as long as they aren't creepers.
• Winning the court case against my ex. HAHA. Sucker.
• Heavy rain in the summer.

• Postsecret, Frank Warren.
• Memoirs of a Geisha, Arthur Golden.
• The Burn Journals, Brent Runyon.
• A Million Little Pieces, James Frey.
• My Friend Leonard, James Frey.
• Underneath it All, Tracy Lords.
• The Truth About Forever, Sarah Dessen.
• Looking for Alaska, John Green.
• The Memory Keeper's Daughter, Kim Edwards.
• Pride & Prejudice, Jane Austen.
• Life of Pi, Yann Martel.
• Stargirl, Jerry Spinelli.
• Go Ask Alice, Anonymous .
• The Davinci Code, Dan Brown.
• Angels & Demons, Dan Brown.
• Where's Waldo, Martin Handford
• The Kama Sutra 365.
• The Catcher in the Rye.

• Sequelae.