- Once you have kids, your life is over.
- I'll take that ball and shove it up your ass.
- Where the watermelons grows.
- Hippo-d-potamus.
- Santa is here, huh? Well he can kiss my black ass.
- Did he just call that man "Dildo Baggage?"
- He has a dirty "chan ses" (sanchez)
- I've got the vapors!
- He's very nice looking for a black man. (talking about 50 Cent)
- It was probably the black birds that did it.
- Why would you want BPSYC on your ass, it sounds too much like bum sex!
- So, it looks like the Black Forest Ham is on sale. 59 cents...
- Pooouf The Magic Dragon, that stinks!
- It makes my mouth saliva.
- Oh, he's a dreamboat.
- That nurse has little Eygores all over her shirt! (she meant Eyores)
- Upon purchasing a small stick-on mustache from a coin machine, she promptly applied it to her upper lip and stomped her foot, then made the Nazi salute.. in the middle of KFC.
- Me: Mama, Johnny Reid is coming to the K ROCK Center.
- Mama: *long silence*
- Me: Mama, are you there?
- Mama: Oh my God, our day has come!
- While in the hospital, she liked to tell us; "get the fuck out, I'm tired."
- Also while at the hospital, she told a man who was waiting to go in for surgery that it's taking such a long time for them to come get him because he was wearing "such a ridiculous fucking robe."
- It's who you know, who you blow.
- Gadget go arms! (instead of go go gadget arms)
- Shank is getting his winter jacket.
- You killed all the focicles.
- When Nookis is on his hind legs in the dark, he resembles a small child.
- What does that say? Plected setback?! OH, pleated leather.
oct 18 2009 ∞
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