Series 1

• The One With The East German Laundry Detergent
  • 'Multiple orgasms!'
• The One With The Blackout
  • 'I'm stuck... in an ATM vestibule... with Jill... GOODACRE!'
• The One With All The Poker
  • 'I fold like a cheap hooker who got hit in the stomach by a guy with warts on his face...'

Series 2

• The One With The Baby On The Bus
  • 'What kind of scary ass clowns came to your birthday party?'
• The One With The Bullies
  • 'Don't play with his thing...'
• The One With Two Parties
  • 'Ok you be shirts and I'll be skins... I'LL BE SKINS!'

Series 3

• The One Where No One's Ready
  • 'Hey Joe, I wrote a song today... It's called 'Get Up'...'
• The One With The Football
  • 'The important thing is, THE DUTCH GIRL PICKED ME! Me, not you. Holland loves Chandler, thank you Amsterdam, GOOD NIGHT!'
• The One The Morning After
  • 'Maybe she killed him...'
• The One Without The Ski Trip
  • 'I'm sorry, were you talking to me or sleeping with someone else?'

Series 4

• The One With The Jellyfish
  • 'Y-O-U-APOSTROPHE-R-E MEANS YOU ARE. Y-O-U-R MEANS YOUR!'
• The One With The 'Cuffs
  • 'Ooh, the ruined Quiches are ready.'
• The One With The Embryos
  • 'Actually it's MISS Chanandeler Bong...'

Series 5

• The One With All The Resolutions
  • 'I'd make a good cowboy...'
• The One Where Everybody Finds Out
  • 'They don't know that we know they know we know.'
• The One With The Ball
  • 'It's not a cat!'

Series 6

• The One After Vegas
  • 'I'm so drunk...'
• The One With Unagi
  • 'Ahh, salmon skin roll...'

Series 7

• The One With Monica's Thunder
  • ''Sup? You playing Playstation? That's whack. Playstation is whack... 'Sup with the whack Playstation, 'sup?'
• The One With All The Candy
  • 'Candy lady?'
• The One With The Truth About London
  • 'Yeeeeah baby... NO baby...'

Series 8

• The One With The Rumor
  • 'Look at her standing there with all those Yams. My two greatest enemies Ross. Rachel Greene, and complex carbohydrates.'
• The One With The Secret Closet
  • 'Stupid closet full of bugs!'
• The One With The Baby Shower
  • 'Oh you've been Bamboozled! You're gonna be a terrible mother! ...I've lost sight of why we're doing this!'

Series 9

• The One With The Male Nanny
  • 'Well I guess we know who's gonna be The Grumpus!'
• The One With Rachel's Other Sister
  • 'I'll tell you what, for the rest of our lives, I'll be careful unless told otherwise.'
• The One With The Lottery
  • 'Coo, again, don't blame the pretty lady. It was not her fault. It was me. The pigeon. Coo.'

Series 10

• The One With Ross's Tan
  • 'Mississippilessly?!'
• The One With The Late Thanksgiving
  • 'Get ready to taste my very special Cranberries. Or should I say... Chanberries!'
• The One With Rachel's Going Away Party
  • 'If you think I didn't say goodbye because you don't mean as much to me as anyone else, you're wrong! It's because you mean MORE to me! So there! All right? THERE'S your goodbye!'