Sloth

• I almost always sleep in past midday
• I do everything I can to avoid having to do actual work
• I never involve myself in any extra-curricular activities

Gluttony

• I can never not finish a tub of Ben & Jerrys
• I will nearly always go for seconds
• I believe that the addition of cheese makes any food nicer

Wrath

• I get ridiculously angry when inanimate objects refuse to work
• I do not understand how people cannot see my side of an argument
• I cannot tolerate arrogant, hypocritical and uncompromising people

Envy

• I hate it when people tell me about experiences I know I can never have
• I cannot cope with being left out
• I sometimes wish I had a bit more respect than I actually do

Lust

• I initially only made friends with girls I thought were attractive
• I pretend that I prefer boobs, but I secretly really prefer bums
• I absolutely love thick mascara/eye liner and blood red lips

Greed

• I refuse to pay for something if it's an unreasonable price
• I will do almost anything to get a free meal
• I hate to lend things out to other people

Pride

• I like it when people compliment the way I look
• I quite like being centre of attention
• I cannot stand losing games that I know I'm good at