listography: Who I Am (Things I've Managed To Break In My Life)

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Argonaut.
Neutrino.
Spinoza.
Wisteria.
Lazović.
Nekoda.
Sillabub.
Nanook.

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A shed roof
- By falling through it
Two mirrors
- By kicking a shoe at one and by pushing Mole into another
The slats beneath my bed
- By jumping on it
The slats beneath my brother's bed
- By sitting on it
A fence
- By falling through it
A £300 watch
- By throwing Mole under an avalanche of falling chairs
A thick barn door
- By pushing my brother into it
My cupboard door
- By swinging it open
My iPod Shuffle
- By throwing it at a wall
My favourite Yo-Yo
- By misjudging the length of string and smashing it on the floor
Three door handles
- By swinging on one, by pulling one out and by pushing John into another
My brother's Action Man Jeep
- By pushing it down the stairs
The wall in my bedroom
- By punching it
Two table tennis rackets
- By holding them like a twat
Three Nintendo 64 controllers
- By throwing them across the room
An expensive planetary pointer sign (possibly)
- By making Uranus point at my anus
A metal shelving unit
- By putting objects onto them
An oven door handle
- By pulling it
Two lights
- By kicking footballs at them
A large section of an allotment
- By smashing them up with bamboo sticks
My brother's bedroom window
- By throwing a rock at it
A bathroom sink
- By kneeing it
A friend's carpet
- By dropping a piece of paper I'd set on fire onto it
The electric circits in Mole's garage
- By kicking a football against a plug socket

jan 16 2011 ∞
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