• From: GeeGee

On the sun

'So so true. The sun doesnt mean shit! Fuck the sun, i can live without it. Burning people, giving people the stroke and giving people skin cancer! If someone said to me, Josh there is a guy outside and he is going to FUCK you up when you leave the house. I just wouldnt go out. Same principal man, same principal x'

• From: Stebbiino

On food

'Just get me my baguette and shut the fuck up'

• From: Jude

Out of context

'My hats got bird shit on it'

• From: SammyLouu

On my Facebook middle name

'Sillabub? What the Fuck is Sillafuckingbub? Its suck. Thats what. Ly x'

• From: Bumble

On food

'Ps don't forget the popadoms or I'll shoot you :)'

• From: Stebbiino

On Man Night ideas

'That shits on my man night idea - MANdible claws'

• From: Ben

On theatres

'This theatre that I'm acting for is still getting boners over projections. I didn't realise it was 1997.'

• From: Dan

On clubbing

'I remember dancing in Fever but I don't actually remember any music being played. I'm sure it was but in my head we were dancing to silence x'

• From: Gluke

Out of context

'Where did my gay go omg'

• From: John Slough

On Newcastle losing to Stevenage

'Just don't go there. At least we didn't lose to Welwyn Garden City or something soul eating like that. Joanna Yeates' brother described his bereavement on losing his sister as 'turning into a small hole of dispair'. Without sounding too tasteless, i felt exactly the same yesterday x'