- x “remember when you'd turn on the radio and almost always poker face was playing” “back when god was still listening”
- x “i would follow you to the ends of the earth with only mild complaining”
- x “me, gently pulling my consciousness back into my body: please keep your arms and legs inside the ride at all times”
- x “what do you do for a living” “i try my best”
- x “with my brain small, my meat huge, my pain endless, i tread onwards”
- x “i can be your sega dreamcast or your sega nightmarecast”
- x “in the back of the club arms folded cause i don't agree with the music selection”
- x “*blows kisses at wifi router*”
- x “*moves chair over to the left* interior designer”
- x “manspreading in the electric chair”
aug 7 2022 ∞
nov 30 2024 +