• clickbait
  • nut butters
  • lifting
  • 'eat clean', 'get the glow', 'my sugar free glowy clean cookbook'- variations thereof
    • some woman laughing into the distance in a well lit blonde-wood kitchen whilst eating a quinoa salad- barefoot, boyfriend jeans, tousled Gwyneth Paltrow hair- on cover of said cookbooks
  • the age of no pubic hair. bring it back! :(
  • the word 'empowerment'
  • third wave feminism/identity politics. not that i'm not a feminist, i just hate the toxicity and in-fighting of liberal radiqueer discourse.
  • kale
  • spiralising
  • the internet and women's mags telling me i should:
    • do squats
    • stop eating everything not in aforementioned sugar free glowy clean cookbooks
    • go to the gym for exercise. running about outside is free!
    • buy kate hudson's work out clothes
    • get a capsule wardrobe
    • be promiscuous
    • call myself a 'millenial' or, god forbid, a '20-something'...
    • worry about my fertility
    • get abs, glutes, and a bodybuilder tan.
    • ask for a raise in work because we're all career gals, amirite ladies?
    • not drink because it's bad for my skin and i might get pregnant and i'll die. you can rip the wine glass out of my child bearing aged hand.
  • memes
  • countouring
  • beyonce (sorry)
  • superhero films
  • listicles
apr 25 2016 ∞
aug 17 2017 +