my short stint as a budget hotel's receptionist

• the gentleman jehovah's witness: pastries from afternoon tea
  • a fancy box of chocolate biscuits and a box of mint thins from hotel chocolat
• the nice south indian couple: a leather bound diary with their address in chennai written inside
• america's most eminent vexillologist: a pamphlet/book on how to create the perfect flag
  • a postcard of portland, oregon's civic flag
• sexy but very weird hippie guy with long blonde hair: offers of pecans, raspberries, and lattes
• a nice canadian lady: a keyring that opens into a handy little knife, a silvery bottle opener with canadian design