Are you going to kiss me or do I have to lie about that part?

If I were to ask you for sex, would your answer be the same as the answer to this question?

I'm feeling a little off today. Would you like to turn me on?

Lets make like fabric softener and Snuggle!

Are you bored? [No, why?] Because i really want to nail you.

Your feet must be tired, because you've been running through my mind all day long.

So long as we're in the theatre....why don't we get some play?