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I am an ENFP, procrastinator, and inventor of holidays. I wish I needed my own business cards. My daughter says that I'm a good fixer of things.

The human animal differs from the lesser primates in his passion for lists. ~H. Allen Smith

The list is the origin of culture... ~Umberto Eco

EstroJen follows:
lisa events
Oh! activities (Walking, year nine!)
anisha to do (101/1001)
2019 (in review)
furiousrose movies (Documentaries I've seen)

Very specific attributes LL Cool J is searching for:

  • A girl with extentions in her hair
  • Bamboo earrings (in 2 songs)
  • Fendi bag
  • Bad attitude
  • Walk with her switch
  • Talk with street slang
  • A woman ain't afraid to do her thang
  • Like to dance to the rap jam
  • Sweet as brown sugar and candied yams
  • Honey-coated complection
  • An around the way girl
  • Perm in your hair, or a curly weave
  • New Edition/Bobby Brown button on sleeve
  • Wear gold in the summer with bike shorts
  • Baby hair pumpin'
  • Lip gloss a-shinin'
  • Baby hair and bodies built to swing
  • Legs that put stockings out of business
  • A big ole booty
  • A big ole butt
  • Pretty smile, gritty style
  • Type of dime a real player want to flaunt
  • Needs a woman that rolls by God
  • Needs a trooper, a soldier, a agent
  • Needs someone who can roll with his arrangement
  • The reap reducer factor
  • The Queen of the Universe
  • Not an actor
  • Stand by your man like a real queen should
  • The kinda girl that keeps a fat man well fed
  • Blows him kisses
  • Does his dishes
  • Ways are like a angel
  • The pizznoot, it's proper as hell
  • Private freaky deak
  • His own personal skeez
  • A lil' role playin'
  • Full of street knowledge
jul 15 2014 ∞
jul 15 2014 +