• Your car parked in your driveway shall be transformed into a love boat ride at a carnival. 
  • Scooby Doo-style witch doctors will probably be perched in your trees with oversized shields. 
  • Jingles like those from 1950's commercials of your brain's own invention can play in a constant loop. The volume steadily increases. 
  • Sleeping in your child's laundry pile could seem like a good idea. 
  • Visual static like a tv with the cable shut off will be present in the boring white walls of your rental. 
  • You might be extraordinarily insulting to your significant other. Even though they're being a douche, it would be construed as really mean. 
aug 8 2011 ∞
oct 5 2011 +