The airing of grievences:

• Phlebotemists wearing jeans. Please don't stick me, you look unclean.
• Shoppers should not block up aisles with arterial clogging carts. You're really going to make me say "Excuse me" to get by? Really?
• The new little shits at work name dropping their parents. I don't want to be reminded about nepotism, peon.
• Diamond Parking... to hell with you.
• Falling socks
• There are nearly zero evening dresses to buy for 3 counties wide besides bridesmaid's or trampy prom dresses.
• Even if there were places to buy beautiful clothes, there'd be pretty much nowhere to wear them for 3 counties wide.