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I am an ENFP, procrastinator, and inventor of holidays. I wish I needed my own business cards. My daughter says that I'm a good fixer of things.

The human animal differs from the lesser primates in his passion for lists. ~H. Allen Smith

The list is the origin of culture... ~Umberto Eco

EstroJen follows:
Oh! to do (Morning to-do lists: February 2019.)
television (Episodes of Land Girls.)
Mia Flower Fairies Poems
niv tarefas (fevereiro)
honeybee names (fem.)
  • "You have Cookie Monster eyes."
  • "You think she's pretty now, you shoulda seen her before. I mean, she's still pretty. Heavier, but pretty."
  • "You'll be a good pipe welder. You won't lay down a pretty bead, but you'll get the job done."
  • "Atleast you don't look like that girl over there... You know... all hot and used to guys doing everything for them. Then when they turn 30 and lose their looks they'll be hopeless. I mean....no offense. You have a normal nose." p.s. I'm 35.
  • "Ummm... you have pretty boobs."
  • "You're better than I thought you'd be." (regarding work)
  • "I thought you were so hot when you were younger."
  • "I've always had a thing for unusual lookin' chicks."
  • "You've never looked better!" (I was sickly, pale, and gaunt after being quarantined and hospitalized for Meningitis.)
  • "Well I see you've gained weight," (pinching my upper arm) "that's good. You needed it."
  • "Thanks for your help brother."
  • "Oh no! You got contacts? I'm mean... it's ok. Just... Your face is kinda plain without glasses. You look good though."
  • "Your earlobes are even."
  • "Hmmm. He's not who I pictured you with. He's better." Uh, thanks... I guess...
  • "I was just talking to someone about how it's important to make a good first impression. I use you as an example to the students of what happens when you don't. I mean really! You worked great for me. I don't know how you ended up with your image."
  • "You're a fantastic human Ms. Jen. Great welds. It's too bad not everyone likes you."
may 22 2010 ∞
nov 4 2012 +
user picture jen: this reminds me, a few weeks ago, one of my closest friends told me "you know, you don't really have a chubby face"...hmm. may 26 2010
user picture EstroJen: That's a good one! I mean, a terrible one! With friends like these... may 28 2010
user picture Bianca: Great list. When I was a kid I saw my grandma about once a year and she'd always use the same line "haven't you filled out!", which I still find disturbing. nov 11 2011
user picture EstroJen: Ha! My Grandma would remark upon wallet sized school pictures that I gave her, "Don't worry. Everyone goes through an awkward phase.". Gee thanks Grandma. Thanks for that jab to my fragile ego, lady. nov 14 2011