• "but the point of this story is not apples. the point is that i'm bored and couldn't careless about all of these sweaty humans speed-walking toward an achievement that most of them will brag about to friends while eating a third doughnout." pg. 1,2
  • "but that's the annoying thing about childhood—and actually the rest of life: reality rarely lives up to high expectations." pg. 5
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