- man on the metro asking if fatima and i would like to buy hnadcuffs from him for 3.95 or s/t
- bus driver that sat at the back of the bus alone eating his sandwich with all the lights off while we stood outside in the cold
- lady who pinched my butt and ran away that has long grey hair WHAT EVEN
- drunken dreadlock man asking shayne and i what time it was and being pissed off because he had somewhere to be
- this girl listening to "it's gotta be you" by one direction and enjoying it oh wait that's me punch me in the face
- man waiting for the 106 with jeb and i on newman. asks his friend if there's a rapper named "fat boy" who i mixed up with"big boi" he then flashed his gun to his friend and talked about discount shoes outlets.
- basket case lady who demanded I haul all of her suitcases on the Huntington bus who didn't know how to tell time
- chain smoking bald woman who came and sat next to me in the bus shelter near dairy queen. she spoke to me about my job, how much the bus costs, her gripes about technology and reckless teenagers. every second word out of her mouth was "esti" or "calisse". she then waited until i got on the bus and left.
- parisian dude who told me he wanted to "tan my skin" and bring me to tunisia and fell to his knees and caressed gurgz because he wanted our facebook links
- the guy who said hi to me and kirstin and then proceeded to jump onto the glass roof behind us and walk across it like it was no big deal
feb 15 2012 ∞
jan 9 2013 +