i need a mac to my dennis soooooo bad. i’m an evil bitch and literally not even hot now give me a gay man whos obsessed with me pls and thanks. i can anorexia max so hard don’t even try me. GOSH i hate dennis reynolds i need him DEAD i literally can’t even watch the terrible white people show!!!!! because he triggers my ed likr wait okay no cause i getttt ittt dennis you guys aren’t hearing him frrrrr and that’s the issue. glenn howerton how dare you be a good writer how dareeeeeeeee you. i hate old white men you’re all the bane of my existence but also like slide into my dms haha

also the fact that dennis’s eating disorder is hardly ever explicitly mentioned but it’s still so blatant is SO accurate oh my god. him popping diet pills and nobody notices. you really can just start starving yourself and nobody gaf that’s crazy (says the guy who never lets anyone gaf about him) and then mac catches on and he kinda is forced to sit there and do nothing most of the time like wow. wow yeah actually that’s exactly how it goes. glenn howerton i worry for your mental health

omg get a tumblr stupid bitch

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