- heh heh why isn't there a straight pride parade?
- Ugh why doesn't anyone talk about sexism against men?
- heh heh women don't poop, rite?
- a man who sees that i like cats and assumes that literally any mention of cats means that i will be in love with them; "oohhh your cat loves me!" "don't mind me, i'll just be over here cuddling with gracie"
- far too cultured to understand American usage of foreign languages in an idiomatic sense; "queso??? what?? that means cheese!" / the mario batali genre of person who attempts to show their culture and intelligence by pronouncing foreign words with absurd/out-of-context accents-- the restaurant Chipotle, etc
- the genre of person who loves to talk about their allergies
- "Tomorrow's saturday"
- "FAIL!!!!!!!!!!!"
- #outrageouslyobscurehashtagsssssssssssssssss
mar 31 2014 ∞
apr 1 2014 +
apr 1 2014 +