• when CVS calls (yes, they are obviously calling to say, "hey um yeah we saw you stealing those bobby pins the other day, so don't bother coming in today, because you're fired.")
  • when people call in general and i'm not expecting it (something bad has happened/they are mad/i'm in trouble.)
  • voicemails (just about every imaginable scenario goes through my mind and GODDAMMIT IT TAKES SO LONG TO GO THROUGH MY SAVED VOICEMAILS.)
  • driving in town (crash crash crash crash crash)
  • stink bugs
  • when I text Mohamed and he doesn't immediately respond (his parents found it and know everything and he is handcuffed on his way to the airport.)
may 16 2010 ∞
oct 5 2011 +