• "I like pretty, dark-haired women and breakfast food."
  • netflix
  • "looking for a partner-in-crime"
  • "looking for someone for my next adventure"
  • "I'm like ron swanson + _____"
  • poly
  • "ask if you wanna know"
  • the most private thing i'm willing to admit "is that i'm okcupid"
  • "heh heh i love how everyone here says they're not looking for a hookup..liars..."
  • "no drama"
  • "don't swipe right if you're not gonna chat"
  • 6' 3"
  • spontaneity
  • flame emoji tree emoji smoke emoji
  • "swipe left if you're..."
  • "that's my niece/nephew"
  • sarcasm
  • nerd
  • tacos/burritos
  • pizza
  • "I like my coffee black and my whiskey neat"
  • "I like a girl who's down to earth"
  • "I like a girl who's independent and intelligent"
  • Wait, wait. I'm worried what you just heard was, "Give me a lot of bacon and eggs." What I said was, "Give me all the bacon and eggs you have". Do you understand?
  • "i have many leatherbound books and my apartment smells of rich mahogany."
  • my favorite animal is a penguin
  • random
  • craft beer
  • "bearded"
  • awkward
  • turtles
  • "be unique"
  • "...if you can keep up"
  • farmers only jokes
  • kcco
  • work hard play harder
  • employed
mar 1 2015 ∞
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