- "I like pretty, dark-haired women and breakfast food."
- netflix
- "looking for a partner-in-crime"
- "looking for someone for my next adventure"
- "I'm like ron swanson + _____"
- poly
- "ask if you wanna know"
- the most private thing i'm willing to admit "is that i'm okcupid"
- "heh heh i love how everyone here says they're not looking for a hookup..liars..."
- "no drama"
- "don't swipe right if you're not gonna chat"
- 6' 3"
- spontaneity
- flame emoji tree emoji smoke emoji
- "swipe left if you're..."
- "that's my niece/nephew"
- sarcasm
- nerd
- tacos/burritos
- pizza
- "I like my coffee black and my whiskey neat"
- "I like a girl who's down to earth"
- "I like a girl who's independent and intelligent"
- Wait, wait. I'm worried what you just heard was, "Give me a lot of bacon and eggs." What I said was, "Give me all the bacon and eggs you have". Do you understand?
- "i have many leatherbound books and my apartment smells of rich mahogany."
- my favorite animal is a penguin
- random
- craft beer
- "bearded"
- awkward
- turtles
- "be unique"
- "...if you can keep up"
- farmers only jokes
- kcco
- work hard play harder
- employed
mar 1 2015 ∞
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