- i wish i was this hilarious when going crazy
- lylas, brab<3
- for every one productive thing i do, i have to sit and stare at the computer screen for three hours
- if i had a quarter for every time i've spent hours blasting taylor swift on repeat, i'd have free laundry for life
- seriously, $3.00 per load? get the fuck out.
- I GUESS YOU DIDN'T CARE AND I GUESS I LIKED THAT
- sick of this disease, it's seriously hideous
- fuck modern feminism.
- cannot contain my excitement to go home for snuggling/karaoke/walmart/shit talking/family/sensory deprivation
- Depressed Clowns. my life. everyone's life.
- glad brenz and i are now each other's sponsors in Prudes Anon
- sex is the best ego-booster
- cotton candy is overrated
- High GPAs are overrated
- i miss my brother so much
- what it is, most us women, we just good at what we do. but what y'all need to remember is: don't do what we do, you do what we tell you to do. COME ON.
- LMNT has been coming up so frequently in my shuffle. this and 90s one hit wonders. i think this is telling me something. HEY, JULIET. I THINK YOU'RE FINE. YOU REALLY BLOW MY MIND. MAYBE SOMEDAY YOU AND ME ,OULD RUN AWAY. I JUST WANT YOU TO KNOWWWWW, I WANNA BE YOUR ROMEO. HEY, JULIET! HEY, JULIET! oh tenth grade english.
- SOME DAYS YOU GOTTA DANCE
- all my punk friends would stop liking me if they had any idea of the amount of horrible pop music i listen to
- I SAY I HATE YOU, WE BREAK UP, YOU CALL ME, I LOVE YOU.
- I MISS PORTLAND.
- I MISS CALIFORNIA.
- I MISS ALL THINGS WEST COAST.
- WAKA WAKA
- it's becoming increasingly evident that my humor hasn't really changed at all since eighth grade..
- like, honestly, i think i plateaued in tenth grade with mockumentaries and magazine parodies.
- i think i'm going to keep giving myself impromptu haircuts until i am ACTUALLY bald.
- JUST SO FRUSTRATING INTOXICATING COMPLICATED
- the story starts and it was hot and it was summer and i had it all i had him right there where i wanted him...
- that sounds creepy, t swift..
- that was seriously the best sex of my life
- SHE UNDERESTIMATED JUST WHO SHE WAS STEALING FROM.
- THERE IS NOTHING I DO BETTER THAN REVENGE. (seriously, if you dump me, i WILL use your amazon account to purchase large quantities of horrifying dehydrated meat. that's the best revenge i can imagine.)
- disappointing my dad is worse than most things in this world
- can't wait til my busy life is over and i can resume philthadelphia freak happy hours SINCE EVERYONE I LOVE IS SUDDENLY MOVING TO PHILLY?!?!
- it's a rollercoaster kind of....ride?
- anyone who can perfectly identify every taylor swift/katy perry/dixie chicks/etc lyric in this list wins my heart for all eternity
- i don't use the phrase "the fuck" often enough
- ~~~~~~%^&*(#~~~~~~~~~!*~*!&&^@#^&@@*(!@($&!*7`189`7 (these would be in Wingdings font if i was using microsoft word)
- I really need to just give up college and get a job in the Font Identification business
- you think that it's funny when i'm mad mad mad
- BUT YOU CARRY MY GROCERIES AND NOW I'M ALWAYS LAUGHING
- so he called me up and he was like ~I STILL LOVE YOU~ and i'm like, THIS IS EXHAUSTING. LIKE WE ARE NEVER GETTING BACK TOGETHER. LIKE EVER.
- this is how i feel about today's government, y'all
- and my home state
- and relationships
- HEY, YOU PIECE OF SHIT. I WANT MY PYREX BACK. I'M STILL WAITING FOR IT TO COME IN THE MAIL.
- MAYBE WE GOT LOST IN TRANSLATION MAYBE I ASKED FOR TOO MUCH BUT MAYBE THIS THING WAS A MASTERPIECE TIL YOU TORE IT ALL UP RUNNING SCARED I WAS THERE I REMEMBER IT ALL TOO WELL WELL YOU CALL ME UP AGAIN JUST TO BREAK ME LIKE A PROMISE SO CASUALLY CRUEL IN THE NAME OF BEING HONEST IM A CRUMBLED UP PIECE OF PAPER LYING HERE CAUSE I REMEMBER IT ALL ALL ALL TOO WELL~~~~~~~~~~DEEP
- ~~~VIRGINITY REFERENCES~~~~~~???~?~?~
- okay, that is all.
- curtsy learned at the age of ten in ballet class
may 12 2013 ∞
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