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  • I was called 85 in High School. Forrest Gump had just come out, and his IQ was 85... so most people assumed that was me. Funny how silly, happy people get confused with stupid people. By actually stupid people.
  • I've thought of you naked. Unless you are related to me. I have an issue where I can't be acquainted with someone and NOT imagined them nude. I apologize for it now. But it prolly won't stop.
  • I am the walrus. Kookookachoo.
  • I can bend both my thumbs completely back, fit my fist in my mouth, do a rockin' back bend and recite the alphabet backwards. None of these things qualifies me for the circus. This makes me sad.
  • I have a Target addiction and Converse lust. The fact that they now sell Converse AT Target makes me believe in a God who loves me... just a little bit.
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jun 25 2010 ∞
oct 15 2010 +
  • You are a secret weapon of happiness.- Jordan
  • You're like Altoids- Curiously strong.- Bill
  • I didn't put you in the things that remind me, because you're more of a "front-of-the-mind" person for me- Lionel
  • You're like a human jukebox!- Bill
  • but your body is not the smooth wonderfulness of perfect proportion that it absolutely is- Bill
  • You're so fun and adventurous, and you don't seem to have lost the wonder of youth like most women our age have. Also the sex is pretty mindblowing.- Justin
  • I don't just miss your face. There's sort of a longer list. Much longer to be honest. I think your voice is at the top of the list. Then your eyes, which are tied with your sense of humor. And your curiosity. Then your kisses. Then it all involv...
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may 26 2011 ∞
mar 24 2014 +
  • I'm a fan of: If you got it, flaunt it, because you ain't gonna have it long! However if you don't have it, for god sakes, cover that thing!
  • I'm a fan of: sticking my finger in my belly button. \
  • I'm a fan of: the San Jose Flea Market. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/San_Jose_Fl... I'm not a fan of it moving. I've been going to this thing since I can remember. It's where I first heard about the apocalypse. It's where you could buy puppies right next to fax wax lips. They sell beer from golf carts, fer crying out loud.
  • I'm a fan of being undercover. Being a whitish Messican, and a feminine les, and a former-poor, it's funny what people will reveal when they think they are among "their own." I love being privvy to people saying things they wouldn't if they knew who I really was. Just yesterday, two doctors discussed that they knew what it was like being poor, because they got dro...
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jun 25 2010 ∞
dec 15 2010 +
  • Whales
  • Rejection
  • Sounding like I don't know what I'm talking about
sep 21 2015 ∞
sep 21 2015 +
  • If- Rudyard Kipling
  • Hollow Men- T.S. Eliot
  • Dirge Without Music- Edna St. Vincent Milay
  • Sonnet 128- Shakespeare
  • The Jabberwocky- Lewis Carroll
oct 15 2011 ∞
oct 15 2011 +
  • I'm a vegan.
  • No thank you, I believe in restraint.
  • Stop that.
  • Jesus loves you.
  • Leave me alone.
  • I finished everything on my to-do list, now what?
  • I have no interest in going there.
  • Will you stop bothering me, I'm trying to work here!
  • I wish you'd stop screwing around...
  • Careful!
jul 3 2010 ∞
aug 9 2011 +

Thanks Alanis for the title!)

  • Sense of Humor. A Must. Not necessarily a joker, but someone who finds life funny.
  • Nice forearms.
  • A job they love, even if it isn't a career.
  • A positive outlook on life.
  • An itching to DO something most days.
  • Interesting eyes (preferable, not required)
  • A love for the written word.
  • A wealth of pop culture knowledge, or desire to learn.
  • A generous spirit.
  • A good, but not dependent rapport with family
  • A joyful and beautiful smile.
  • An open mind and pair of ears.
  • A non-judgmental soul.
  • A razor sharp intelligence.
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jul 11 2010 ∞
oct 15 2010 +
  • The way that City and Colour make my heart cry
  • The feeling when you first wake up but don't have to get out of bed yet.
  • Dipping your hand into a deep bag of uncooked rice.
  • That moment right before your favorite part in the song then that motion you do afterwards.
  • Dangling a cool metal chain over your hand and slowly lowering it down so it collects in your palm.
  • Opening a book to the correct page on the first try.
  • Pulling the protective plastic covers off new electronics.
sep 22 2015 ∞
sep 22 2015 +
  • Geometry
  • Spelling "chiefs"
  • High finance
  • French grammar
  • The new and old names of all the countries in Africa
  • engineering
  • critical thinking
  • real estate
jun 25 2010 ∞
aug 6 2011 +
  • Halloween- All the staff get's into it and we have trick or treating throughout the hospital. It's fun to watch all the patients get excited when they "knock" on our doors.
  • Candy and cookies and doughnuts, oh my!- For a place that exists to promote health... there is ALWAYS good stuff to eat laying around. From the catered lunches to the See's Boxes, food is everywhere, and excellent.
  • Free medical advice from world-renowned pediatricians- Rash or chicken pox? Is it weird that my kid licks everything? Should I be worried about his eyesight with his new emo haircut? Answers to these without an appointment OR a co-pay!
  • Overall job security- As long as kids fall down and break stuff, or shove things up their noses, or get chicken pox... there will be work to do.
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jun 25 2010 ∞
mar 8 2011 +
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  • Get a college degree
  • Acquire enough money to be comfortable with.
  • Step foot on every continent.
  • Learn how to ski and surf
  • Go walking in Memphis. Sing Patsy at an amateur night in Nashville.
  • Learn Spanish and French
  • Publish a critically acclaimed novel
  • See the Northern Lights and that place in Russia with the ice castles.
  • Write a poetry book
  • Grow a vegetable garden
  • Learn how to change tires, check fluid and change oil on a car.
  • Throw a killer party
  • Make a quilt
  • Learn how to paint, from someone I admire.
  • Become a contestant on Jeopardy
  • See the original pages of Da Vinci's note...
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jun 25 2010 ∞
mar 8 2011 +
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