- die young
- skydive
- bungee jump
- get a fake spray-on tan
- die completely alone
- walk on a tightrope
- read the Bible
- attend a Catholic mass
- eat balut
- donate blood
- take an ice bath
- run with the bulls in Pamplona
- paint any interior wall black
- memorize the Gettysburg Address
- dress up like Santa Claus
- make a citizen's arrest
- rethink my stance on abortion
- cook a seven course meal
- give a speech or toast
- go kayaking
- eat until I puke
- travel long distances alone
- watch a bullfight, cockfight or dogfight
- be embarrassed again
- get rid of my caffeine addiction
- experience a tornado or hurricane
- spontaneously combust
- scare my grandchildren with stories of my past
- poke Satan with a giant spork
- send an email/text while drunk
- have an elephant sneeze on me
- eat a crayon
- climb Mount Everest
- brush an alligator's teeth
- accidentally drop my iPhone into the toilet
- walk backwards for the rest of my life
- go to the Middle East
- get caught in a revolving door
- lose my sight or hearing
- die a slow, painful death
- go to a nude beach
- play duck, duck, goose with a biker gang
- have smaller breasts
- smoke cigarettes
- get so drunk that I forget what cheese is
- cut my hair into a mohawk
- shave off all of my hair
- wander naked through the neighborhood
- discuss sex loudly in a restaurant
- run from the police
- live in a home for the criminally insane
- be homeless
- get stuck in an elevator
- bump my head and get amnesia
- be carjacked
- get locked in a bank vault
- fall face-first into a wedding cake when it's about to be served
- be in an airplane where the pilot dies in flight and no one knows how to fly a plane
- poison someone's drink, only to be put in the awkward position of having to drink it myself
- yell something inappropriate just as the music turns off and the room gets quiet
- stop being silly
- not be remembered
oct 23 2009 ∞
apr 27 2012 +