- censorship
- kids with no respect for their elders
- corrupt government officials
- when my mom was diagnosed with cancer
- attention whores
- hangovers
- being bored
- liking someone that doesn't like you back
- overly dramatic people
- people who can't detect dripping sarcasm when they hear it
- people with no sense of humor
- reality TV "stars" who have done nothing to attain their fame other than pointing cameras at their train wreck of a life
- Fox "News" and the people that support it as a legitimate news source rather than entertainment
- Sarah Palin and her clueless fans
- child molesters
- trends
- morbidly obese people who want you to feel sorry for them when they're obesity is not caused by a medical condition
- couples who divorce without trying marriage counseling first
- when my order is wrong at restaurants
- losing a loved one
- papercuts
- rich, snobby bitches
- homophobes
- having to use public transportation
- ultra conservative Republicans
- ultra liberal Democrats
- crap shows like "My Super Sweet 16" and "The Hills"
- humidity
- spiders
- being far away from my family
- parents who can't control their children in public
- people who drink/smoke to act cool
- people with B.O.
- little girls dressing like sluts and their parents approving of it
- wet socks
- obnoxiously oversized, gas-guzzling SUVs (Hummers, Excursions, Tahoes, etc.) and the people who buy them
- people that are mean to me when I am not to them
- when I sell something on ebay and the person doesn't pay and drags you on saying they sent payment until they finally decide they don't want the item anymore
- fake spray-on tans (they never look natural)
- labeling people
- asshole managers bossing me around for $7.50 an hour
- stalkers
- people that hate themselves on the inside and are afraid you're going to find out
- stupid, ignorant, close-minded people
- standing in line at the post office
- dirt under my nails
- people who think they are better than everyone else
- people who put you down for your beliefs
- organized religion
- parents who abuse their children
- being in the hospital
- traveling by airplane
- people who type in sticky caps
- all those emo "I want to slit my wrists" bathroom picture taking idiots
- people who try to shove their religion down your throat
- fat chicks who wear clothing several sizes too small
- making phone calls to people I don't want to talk to
- people who can't handle their booze
- going to our local Wal-Mart and feeling like I'm in Mexico
- when people are depressed and I can't do anything to cheer them up
- people who complain as much as I do
- having a song I can't stand being stuck in my head
- animal cruelty
- drivers who tailgate
- secondhand cigarette smoke
- screaming children
- badly designed dishwasher racks
- hard butter that tears my bread when I try to spread it
- amusement park rides that spin
- junk mail
- the cunnilingus gesture
- unreturned phone calls
- going to the dentist
- people that interrupt you when you're talking
- insomnia
- the smell of burnt popcorn
- running out of toilet paper when you're on the toilet
- putting my contacts in backwards
- when someone talking to you has bad breath
- websites that take forever to load
- people who start rumors
- PETA and their ridiculous ad campaigns (please support better organizations like ASPCA or The Humane Society)
- jealous girlfriends/ex-girlfriends
- not having time to wash my hair
- being sick
- phone calls/texts after midnight
- being broke
- accidentally biting my tongue
- when women put all men down just because they've dated a few jerks
- pumping my own gas at a gas station
- dry skin in the winter
- chapped lips
- hangnails
- losing an earring
- the asshole who stole my purse
- feeling like a piece of sex to guys
- religious hypocrites
- consumerism and the whole concept of money
- when I ruin songs because I listen to them too much
- pushy telemarketers
- people that refuse to see it any other way besides their own
- going to the gynecologist
- co-workers who would rather socialize and gossip about others instead of doing their work
- mothers who murder their children
- being too cold
- being too hot
- social gatherings
- awkward silences
- painting my fingernails on my right hand
- people who text while driving
- taking out the trash
- racism
- chain mail/statuses that tell you to forward/repost because if you don't you're going to hell or you're going to die or your life will be forever cursed
- warm soda
- cell phones ringing in movie theaters
- seeing Christmas decorations still up in March
- when you buy clothing and the cashier forgets to the take off the electronic tag
- people who don't stay in their own lane when turning in a double-turn lane
- people who clean snow off their car windows but leave 6 inches on top of their car to blow off on the cars behind them
- people who think they're the center of the universe
- when someone sings "The Star-Spangled Banner" at a sporting event and tries to turn it into a pop song
- when people toss their newspapers into the trash when there's a recycling bin right next to it
- bottled water
- "valley girl" talk
- superimposed station logos and advertising that never goes away in the lower right hand corner of the TV screen
- when a restaurant menu says: "no substitutions"
- when you buy a bouquet of flowers and they start to wilt the next day
- when you hold a door open for someone and they don't say thank you
- magazine renewals that come two years before the subscription expires
- people who can't take 30 seconds out of their day to use the hand dryer in a restroom instead of using paper towels
- people who don't pick up after their dogs
- when a group of three or more people (usually women) walk shoulder to shoulder down a sidewalk and there's no way to get around them and they're oblivious to everyone else
- people who don't cover their mouths when they sneeze
- dealing with rude customers
- dressing rooms with florescent lighting
- music snobs
- the guy who changed Sci-Fi to SyFy
- people who talk on their Bluetooth headset and are looking right at you and you think they are talking to you but they are not
- the scientists who decided that Pluto is not a planet
- when I'm angry and I snap at innocent people
- going into the kitchen, opening the fridge, finding nothing good, closing the fridge, then repeating the process 5 minutes later with the same results
- when I record something on TiVo and the TV show runs long so I end up missing the end of the show
- when you work out for a solid month straight and then you stop working out for just one week and you're back to square one
- people who vote for candidates because they are the "lesser evil"
- hiccups
- sprinklers that are on while it’s raining
- when you have brilliant ideas that you know will never come to fruition
- people who ride an elevator for two or less floors
- the poor quality of education I received from my high school that made me ill-prepared for college
- not having enough time in a day to do everything I want to do
- when people have a lack of respect for electronic gadgets, such as cell phones and iPods, and then wonder why they don't last very long
- the phrase "United We Stand" (the only time I've ever felt the nation stand united was the week of September 11, 2001, any time before or after we’ve just been a bunch of argumentative assholes)
- never being able to use the right side of the kitchen sink because there's always stuff in it
- group exercises that force you to interact with complete strangers, usually occurring during retreats, meetings and training sessions
- people who stare at you from another car while you're stopped at a red light
- when people say pointless things for no reason so others will pay attention to them
- people that say "FML" over minor problems
- when people get a pet just because they think it's cute but then don't want to take care of it
- people who try to top your stories (like "Oh, that's nothing! Listen to my story!")
- people who are so judgmental that it prevents them getting to know someone
- people who think that friends are disposable or even recyclable
- when people on MySpace/Facebook put "i don’t read" under the "books" section
- when people get crosses or other Christianity related tattoos when they're anything but religious
- when that sad abused pet commercial comes on
- when people confuse kindness for weakness
- creepy Twilight moms
- that I am allergic to sterling silver jewelry
- people who claim their images are copyrighted when they are professional photos that have been heavily photoshopped
- cops who abuse their power and authority
- people who fake log-in to places on Foursquare
- when restaurants charge you for water
- people who park their grocery carts in the middle of an aisle so you can't get around them
- people that are too lazy to put their grocery carts in the corral after use
- fast food restaurants that suggest what your meal should be
- people who feel it's appropriate to treat the outdoors like their personal trash can
- movie theaters that charge you a processing fee for buying a ticket with cash
- people who don't know how to park between the lines in a parking lot
- when my favorite TV show gets cancelled
- when people are only your "friend" when they want something from you
- pedestrians who don't know when it's appropriate to cross a street
- when people walk across a street in front of your car and they seem to slow down on purpose and look at you like they are so damn important
- televisions spewing ads at EVERY grocery store checkout line
- people who spend a lot of time driving around a mall parking lot just to get a spot two rows closer (just fucking park your car and walk a few yards more, it won't kill you)
- people who kick the back of your seat at a movie theater
- when people race to get in front of you on the highway then immediately slow down
- opening a pack of gum with a pepperminty name like "Arctic Chill" only to discover it's wintergreen
- American flags made in China
- stupid slutty girls knowing a guy is clearly taken, yet choosing to pursue him anyway
- when people hate something just because it's popular
- when people look down on you because you didn't go to an expensive, brand name college
- computer hackers who don't put their talents to good use
- being called "Ma'am"
- stupid Facebook apps like FriendFacts, Friends Exposed, Social Interview, etc. (I'm not in the 6th grade anymore)
- seeing 16-year-olds driving $100,000 cars and shopping at Saks Fifth Avenue on mommy's/daddy's credit card
- when the middle class don't act their wage and then wonder why they're in so much debt
- seeing kids at restaurants playing with handheld games and the parents completely ignoring them
- not being able to neatly remove a sticker from a newly purchased item
- when people use the handicap motorized carts at stores only because they're fat and lazy
- Brazilian tourists at Disney World (most of them are rude and have no idea what personal space means)
- people who move next to airports, outdoor amphitheaters, train tracks, highways, etc. and then complain about the noise
- that every wife/girlfriend on House Hunters says, "Well, this closet is big enough for MY clothes, honey. I don't know where you're going to put yours! Hahaha!"
- the entire state of Texas
- my bank balance
- Republicans trying to set my moral standards
- Democrats trying restrict my economic freedom
- 1-ply toilet paper
- that the cost of living is going up and wages are not
- conspiracy theorists who believe 9/11 was an inside job
- Baby Boomers
- people who get in relationships and then never see their friends anymore and then act shocked when no one responds to their emails when they want to "reconnect" five years later
- people who get really offended when you compare them to someone famous
- Sudoku
- how the Burrito Supreme at Taco Bell just keeps getting smaller and smaller yet they never lower the price
- when people don't complain about getting sub-par service
- people who ask for "honest feedback" then get pissed when you give them it
- when it says "Press 1 for Spanish, press 2 for English" on an American corporation's phone system
- when people post things for sale on Craigslist and don't put up any pictures
- when people think they are an awesome artsy photographer when they consistently take bad photos
- people who benefit from nepotism and act as though they earned everything
- stupid workplace politics, including turf wars and ego battles
- when all the Costco food samples are gone
- when someone mentions anything in defense of the environment they are automatically perceived to be a hippie
- waiting for phone calls
- scratchy bras/bras that don't fit right
- putting lots of effort into a mix CD, then finishing it and feeling like it's a bunch of crap
- my addiction to cheesy-poofs
- that P.E. is considered an academic CLASS and you get graded on it
- getting hit on by someone old enough to be one of your parents
- bird shit on a newly washed car
- not being able to remember your own phone number
- people who claim to be sexy but are butt ugly
- people who mow their lawns at 7:30 AM on weekends
- people with unusual names that you can never say or spell right
oct 26 2009 ∞
apr 30 2012 +