I Got

• back pain
• sore boobs (1st trimester)
• increased appetite (1st & 3rd trimester)
• bleeding/spotting (1st trimester)
• fatigue (1st trimester)
• round ligament pain
• frequent urination (3rd trimester)
• heartburn (3rd trimester)
• "pregnancy brain"
• crying at things I wouldn't normally cry at
• heightened sense of smell (1st & 2nd trimester)
• bloating (1st trimester)
• mild acne (1st trimester)
• sciatica
• constipation (1st trimester)
• increased "peach fuzz"
• leukorrhea
• nasal stuffiness and congestion
• thicker, shinier hair/lack of hair loss
• nesting instinct
• leg cramps (2nd & 3rd trimester)
• hemorrhoids
• swollen feet, ankles & hands (3rd trimester)

Didn't Get

• morning sickness
• weird food cravings
• food aversions
• headaches
• blurry vision
• the linea nigra
• larger, darker areolas
• urinary tract infections
• mood swings
• dizziness
• increased sex drive
• nose bleeds
• hyperpigmentation
• the "mask of pregnancy"
• varicose veins