- We are the proud parents of a student who has not conformed to corporate America.
- Technically, you're staring at my car's ass.
- I brake for no apparent reason.
- Keep the Earth clean, it's not Uranus.
- Jesus thinks you're a jerk.
- Jesus doesn't really love you. He just wants to get in your pants.
- My other ride is your mom.
- I am only honking at you because you're stupid!!
- Save a tree. Eat a beaver.
- Meat is murder... and murder tastes good.
- Remember how bad the Bush/Cheney years were?
jan 3 2011 ∞
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