- "Does Barry Manilow know that you raid his wardrobe?" -The Breakfast Club
- "You know, even though we've watched Pretty Woman like thirty-six times, I never get tired of making fun of it." -Romy and Michele's High School Reunion
- "Fat, drunk, and stupid is no way to go through life, son." -Animal House
- "Prepare to taste the wrath of my... butterknife?" -ReBoot
- "All I needed now was a computer. And a ten-year-old kid to teach me how to use it." -Fletch Lives
- "You realize we're all going to go to college as virgins. They probably have special dorms for people like us." -American Pie
- "If people I don't even know look at me and want to fuck me, it means I have an even better chance at being a model." -American Beauty
- "What do you expect most from a relationship? A: Companionship. B: Sex. C: Respect. I'd have to go with B: Sex. But let's mark C so we get a higher score. This is pathetic. I'm cheating on a magazine quiz." -Return To Me
- "She's gone! Oh my God, she used me. I was used. I was used! Cool!" -American Pie
- "I can't go back to who I was. I'm different now. I sing." -Duets
- "Me? I'm scared of everything. I'm scared of what I saw, I'm scared of what I did, of who I am, and most of all I'm scared of walking out of this room and never feeling the rest of my whole life the way I feel when I'm with you." -Dirty Dancing
- "Nature delights in diversity. Why don't human beings?" -Southern Comfort
- "I believe in the soul, the cock, the pussy, the small of a woman's back, the hanging curve ball, high fiber, good scotch, that the novels of Susan Sontag are self-indulgent, overrated crap. I believe Lee Harvey Oswald acted alone. I believe there ought to be a constitutional amendment outlawing Astroturf and the designated hitter. I believe in the sweet spot, soft-core pornography, opening your presents Christmas morning rather than Christmas Eve and I believe in long, slow, deep, soft, wet kisses that last three days." -Bull Durham
- "Anti-wrinkle cream there may be, but anti-fat-bastard cream there is not." -The Full Monty
- "Aaah! My neck! My back! My neck and my back! I want a hundred and fifty thousand, but we can settle out of court right now for twenty bucks." -Friday
- "I never liked a girl well enough to give her 12 sharp knives." -Scrooged
- "I'm sitting in class enjoying a late breakfast when out of all the classrooms in the entire school, she walks into mine. And where does the teacher sit her? Right next to me! Now, up until now, one could write this off to coincidence. But then she reaches in her bag and pulls out a strawberry Pop-Tart - the very same breakfast pastry I was consuming at that moment! What was I to do? How was I to proceed?" -Can't Hardly Wait
- "If you were happy every day of your life, you wouldn't be a human being. You'd be a game show host." -Heathers
- "My father wove a tapestry of profanity which to this day is still hovering somewhere over Lake Michigan." -A Christmas Story
- "I'm as mad as hell and I'm not going to take it anymore!" -Network
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