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  • Accountant (calculating numbers all day would drive me insane)
  • Bartender (not sociable enough)
  • Buckingham Palace Guard (could never stand still long enough)
  • Car Salesperson (can't do high-pressure sales)
  • Game Show Host (could never be that happy all the time)
  • Ninja (not sneaky enough and I would probably end up giggling)
  • Nurse (hypodermic needles and gruesome injuries make me queasy)
  • Pediatrist (don’t want to look at other people's feet)
  • Perfume Maker/Salesperson (strong smells give me headaches)
  • PETA Activist (could never be serious enough when I am laughing at all their ridiculous crap)
  • Police Officer (criminals just piss me off)
  • Proctologist (do I need to explain why?)
  • Roadkill Remover (self-explanatory)
  • Sanitation Worker (the smells)
  • Taxidermist (I love animals too much)
  • Teacher (dealing with lots of kids would drive me insane)
  • Telemarketer/Debt Collector (couldn't face going to work every day just to annoy people that are trying to make ends meet)
  • Waitress (not patient enough to deal with rude customers)
jun 15 2010 ∞
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