- Accountant (calculating numbers all day would drive me insane)
- Bartender (not sociable enough)
- Buckingham Palace Guard (could never stand still long enough)
- Car Salesperson (can't do high-pressure sales)
- Game Show Host (could never be that happy all the time)
- Ninja (not sneaky enough and I would probably end up giggling)
- Nurse (hypodermic needles and gruesome injuries make me queasy)
- Pediatrist (don’t want to look at other people's feet)
- Perfume Maker/Salesperson (strong smells give me headaches)
- PETA Activist (could never be serious enough when I am laughing at all their ridiculous crap)
- Police Officer (criminals just piss me off)
- Proctologist (do I need to explain why?)
- Roadkill Remover (self-explanatory)
- Sanitation Worker (the smells)
- Taxidermist (I love animals too much)
- Teacher (dealing with lots of kids would drive me insane)
- Telemarketer/Debt Collector (couldn't face going to work every day just to annoy people that are trying to make ends meet)
- Waitress (not patient enough to deal with rude customers)
jun 15 2010 ∞
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