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  • Tell me a little about yourself. This is a job interview, not a date.
  • What motivates you? Money.
  • Why should we hire you? Because I want a paycheck.
  • What are your career ambitions? To make lots of money.
  • If you were an animal, which one would you be? Seriously?
  • If I called the first person on your reference list, what would be the first thing they would say about you? That I'm awesome and by you hiring me, I would make your company more awesome.
  • Why did you choose our company? Because you had a "Now Hiring" sign posted.
  • Name three words to describe yourself. Did you just read a "How To Interview" book last night?
  • Do you think it's okay to steal from your employer? Why is this even a question? Has anyone ever said "Yes" to this?
  • What kinds of things do you enjoy doing outside of work? Not being at work.
  • What are your weaknesses? That's for me to know and you to find out.
sep 4 2010 ∞
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