<This is a list on bad habits of mine/Reasons why I can be obnoxious.>

• When happy or excited, my voice gets pinchy and I sound like a dying bird
• Proficient in acting on lame impulsive ideas
• Shoplifting
• Giving stolen shit as gifts
• Cigarettes
• I can be very assertive. Even and especially when wrong.
• I get bored of people and do a very lousy job at concealing it
• Overly bitter
• Overly Critical
• Absurdly Lazy
• Always putting the 'lesbian kamasutra' among the bibles in the bookstore
• Turning objects I don't like upside-down (it's okay with small objects but you definitely can't do that with oil paints you don't like when you go to the doctor.)