<Not paranoia, just super-sized logic.>

• Synthetic Fabric Pillows -- Why the hell we people rest out heads in HIGHLY INFLAMABLE STUFF?
• Gas-powered showers -- So you leave the gas accidentaly open, light up a cigarrete and BANG! Start a fire consuming in seconds your Synthetic Fabric Pillows
• Low-flying Helicopters -- Just terrifying.
• Meat sliccers x I mean just look at that
• Big Playful Dogs
• Standing in the shadow of coconut trees -- 'Hit in the head by a falling coconut powered by gravity' is the most ridiculous cause of death or injure, but not that uncommon
  • Also 'Being hit in the head by a falling jackfruit powered by gravity'.