<a list on some of many the times i've been bloody fucking stupid when I was younger>

• breaking into my ex house and writing on his walls to warn him I was there to use the bathroom (age 15)
• breaking into the neighbour's house to play RPGs (age 10)
• breeding a spider found in the garden (age 10)
• building a paraffin wax meets crayola volcanno into one of my mom's plates (age 10)
• destroying forniture with an axe (age 14)
• everything related to drugs in amusement parks
• hiding a friend's stuff at my place so he could run away from home (age 15)
• jumping off from a bleacher (age 5)
• making piercings on people without a license (age 14)
• putting a bonfire inside a abandoned house (age 15)
• running down a playground slide (broke an ankle) (age 8)
• setting a poster on fire inside a alluminium bucket IN THE KITCHEN.(age 12)
• Spitting pacts and spitting contests
• stealing an 11.8 inch penis sculpture (age 16)
• trying to breed frogspawn (age 7)
• trying to smoke an watermelon in an narguile (age 15)
• when i decided i wanted to be a green peace activist and fought my father when he said I couldn't (age 12)