<This list was inspired by Venus's. And it has the potential to be as long as the list on shit I hate. My mom is great, and gave me a sort of gender neutral education, and that gave me the oportunity to chose my own clothing since I was very young, including pieces from the male department. While I most certainly think that's a very nice thing, that led me to many weirdness and fashion disasters over the years. This is a list on some of them. Some of them are in the list because nowadays I understand them as culturally appropriative items. Some of them are just damn ugly or funny.>

AS A KID

• Papi's Soccer Team's Complete Uniforms
• Baggy Jeans Shorts With a Thousand Pockets
• The things above combined with Lace Socks
• Homemade Rastacaps
• Sexy Machine Shorts that used to belong to my 7-year-older sister
• This sandals with GREEN PANTYHOSES.
• Baseball Caps Turned Sideways
• Many of my clothes were once my cousin's. (A boy younger than me)

AS A TEEN (and here shit start to get real weird)

• The Long Velvet Black Skirt
• My Gothic-Black-Only-Fase as a whole
• RED EYE MAKEUP
• Pikachu Umbrella
• Shaving my eyebrowns
• Painting my eyebrowns pink
• Crazy amounts of hairspray
• Clothes from the children department wore by a 16-year-old (Like...Barbie dresses.)
• Pajamas as clothes to go out
• Hiphop Caps with diamonds and $$$$ all over
• Brightly-colored pants Combined with BRIGHTLY COLORED SHIRTS, SHOES AND BRACELETS
• Decora hair clips
• Pink Wool Dreads Made At Home
• Tie-Dye Second-hand Pants
• Peruvian Alpaca Themed Hats with Earflaps
• Pink and Silver Glittery Zebra Belt

AS AN ALMOST ADULT (18-up)

• Gigantic Yellow Cross Necklace
• Flower Crowns
• Spiky Hiphop Cap
• BINDIS