<OMG I'M FULL OF CRAP>

• Learn how to take compliments
  • If someone says your skirt is pretty, don't say 'i got this in a flea market 6 years ago for 2 bucks' JUST SAY FUCKING THANK YOU
  • If someone says you're pretty, don't minimize or deny it, JUST SAY FUCKING THANK YOU YOU FUCKING ASSHOLE
• Stop drinking coffe at 6 pm there's no need for it
• Stop spending money on expensive smiley potatoes just because 'smiley food makes me happy' and just buy potatoes you are 22 years old for god's sake
• Tell people you're upset instead of doing the 'tiny revenge I will spit in your water or steal your lighter or put your toothbrush somewhere unsanitary' crap that's just ridiculous
• Stop nodding when you're not listening you hate when people do it to you
• Stop looking other people's timelines on their phones when they sit next to you in the bus
• If you see someone you know on the street, DON'T RUN AWAY AS IF THEY WERE TOXIC TRASH
• The fact the iten-you-don't-need is stolen doesn't make it useful, it's still something you don't freaking need