- The Crazy Cat Lady: This is a weird story. When my sister first met her, she was wearing gold lipstick in the middle of the day and had long blond hair extentions. Since lots of prostitutes live in the building and this lady invited my sister over to see some clothes she was wearing to 'help the animals', my sister though maybe she was a pimp or something along the lines. So, I went along with my sister to her apartment and it turned out she had 40 cats and a amazon parrot. She was selling clothes to help mainteining the animal shelter she runned in that small apartment.
- We became friends and I went to her house a couple times to give her some cat food, drink cheap wine, pet many cats at once, chat about life and help her on the task of administrating saline solution intravenously in sick kittens.
- Once I met her in the bus and she told me that, when one of the kittens passes away, she goes to the University to bury it in a nice place.
- She's awesome.
- The Awkward Couple In The End Of The Hallway: They lay down in the hallway, hugging, as if it was their home.I feel like I'm opening someone's door and lurking in.Sometimes they also put their tv, a mattress and a videogame in the hallway. They make me very uncomfortable. Also, they never say hello back and that just A VERY RUDE WAY TO TREAT SOMEONE WHO HAS SEEN YOU IN YOUR UNDERWEAR.
- Little Rocker Dude: A teenager I've heard talking very happily about nightwish in the hallway, where he usually plays the guitar.
- One thing you should know about LRD is that his window is very close to mine, and his computer is very close to said window. One day I saw him by the window, looking at the computer. Then he looks at me very surprised and then throws himself into the ground, far from my sight. I don't know what the hell happened cause I was very sleepy at the time but I think it had something to do with porn or some other stuff teenagers get all weird and awkward about.
- Very Untalented Wind Instrument Player & Dude That Yells 'QUIT IT': A pair. This person tries really hard and is always practicing, but never ever gets any better. And there's also the dude who tries to discourage VUWIP, yelling what probably the whole building would like to yell but never did.
- I don't know who are those guys, but I think VUWIP is Little Rocker Dude.
nov 18 2016 ∞
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