- when you get a shopping cart that has a messed up wheel, which makes your cart veer one direction, and you have to use such force to keep it going straight, but it's too late to go back and get another one because you've already put your bread in the cart.
- when a person is chewing gum and they somehow suck it in to make a bubble and it pops about 7,675,338 times, all very loudly.
- when people don't ever say "bless you" or "excuse me" when they or somebody else sneezes.
- when you watch the clock for like five minutes, only to miss 11:11 by a minute.
- when your phone dies at a horribly inconvenient time and you don't have whatever numbers you need memorized.
- when people don't even know something to be fact but act like they know it. This can be related to either intelligent conversation (data, etc.) or gossip.
- when little douches decide that wearing their hood half on their head makes them look delicious. it looks stupid! and you can totally tell how much effort you're putting into it. Stop being a dick.
- when people come to you and tell you about last night how they were "so totally fucked up" and all that booze they had and all the pot they smoked because they're so cool and they're the only person in the world who's that insane. and the moment they finish the story, they go tell somebody else.
- People Who Capitalize The First Letter Of Every Word In Their Sentences In Order To Seem Fancier/More Mature/Better Than You, When In Fact It Is More Annoying, Distracting, And A Pointless Waste Of Stretching Your Pinky To Hit The Shift Key Every Three Letters.
- people who are always telling their stories (whether they be horrible things or hilarious antics) but just won't listen to you.
- people who say "show" when they mean "movie". a show is recurring on the television. a movie is not a show.
- people who open the door for you from like twenty feet away. sure, it's a nice gesture but now i feel like i have to run so you don't stand there forever. gesture has backfired and now i hate you.
- when you're having a serious conversation or argument with somebody over the computer and they correct your spelling/grammar. you have just increased my anger by x10000.
jan 20 2009 ∞
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