• dermatologist
  • although i don't want to have to go to college a lot
• psychologist
  • see above
  • i'm not very good at helping people though
  • maybe i'm too messed up to help messed up people
  • or
• teacher
  • but i won't get paid enough, and
  • sometimes children get annoying
  • i'd have to find the right school too
  • and find a subject that i could teach
  • and i'd have to be intelligent
• musician
  • i'd have to actually be good at music
  • and hit it big
  • which is rare
• photographer/photojournalist
  • i'm actually not that good at photography
  • plus i need something to jolt me into an idea. i can't just shoot pictures.
  • and it's hard to just come up with original ideas often enough to make a career out of it
• journalist/newspaper columnist
  • i can never think of things to write unless ms. cannon gives me an idea
• astronaut
  • but i'll need to get smarter/fitter
• owner of a record store/coffee shop/tea store
  • but businesses and bookkeeping? ew!
• owner of a music venue
  • see above

all these jobs sounds like shit.