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"Birds are and always have been reincarnated old men with Tourette's syndrome having somehow managed to dupe the reproductive saga. They screw each other and tend to their home repairs and children while never missing their true mission. To scream at the top of their lungs in horrified hellish rage every morning at daybreak to warn us all of the truth. They know the truth. Screaming bloody murder ...

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Stolen from Sarah.

  • Filming the Jimenez YouTube video... lmfao.
    • "I wanna 'nother kaysuhdilla!"
  • Jimmy piggybacking me to the basketball courts during break in the 7th grade.
  • Acting out skits at like 1 in the morning with Eric and Keith at Carine's house.
    • They were probably high, now that I think about it...
  • Poking Fudgems with "Paco" on Carlos' porch.
  • Mama surprising me with Bryaunah and Elijah on my 10th birthday at Pharoh's.
  • Getting a crazy headache from dancing in Megan's strobe light at her last birthday party.
  • Megan and Julian stoning me with woodchips the day they begged me to hang out with them...
    • Said they were gonna show me "the night of my life". rofl.
  • Me & Roy's first kiss - 8/17/08
    • I went home and wrote a poem about it.
  • Falling asleep in Carlos' bed with his head on my butt, and Fudgems' head on my stomache.
  • Cuddling with Carlos on the swingbench at his cousin's house.
  • Eating out at Fuel for my quince - and then later that night, making an ass out of ourselves to every civilian on Division...
    • "Hey, you guys wanna make a porno?!"
    • "Do you sell pornos here?"
  • Juking with random dudes at Homecoming '09.
  • The cashier at Burger King took pictures of Leche & me to put on his Facebook page ;)
  • Jarvis & I at the bus stop on Division at 9:30 at night. 11/10/09
  • 5/27/09. Alex kidnapped me.
  • 11/11/09. Kelley found my jokes hilarious.
  • 11/12/09. ABC started.
sep 25 2009 ∞
nov 12 2009 +