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"Birds are and always have been reincarnated old men with Tourette's syndrome having somehow managed to dupe the reproductive saga. They screw each other and tend to their home repairs and children while never missing their true mission. To scream at the top of their lungs in horrified hellish rage every morning at daybreak to warn us all of the truth. They know the truth. Screaming bloody murder ...

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Things I say quite a bit.

  • "Go die."
  • "That's booty."
  • "It's the piss."
  • "What a catch, Donnie."
  • "Whatta lame."
  • "Do you usually talk to yourself?"
  • (in a whiny voice) "Why would you do that?"
  • (in a sad voice) "But... why?"
  • "Sharkbait, ooh-ha-ha."
  • "Badoo."
  • "NastySickoPervertPerson."
  • "Oh Em Jizzle."
  • "Oh Em Jay."
  • "Douchebagfag."
  • "_ _ _ _tard."
    • Fill in the spaces with any 4 letter word.
  • "That's not nice."
  • (imitating Jarvis' whiny voice) "I wanna go home."
  • "Explainable."
    • Instead of "understandable".
  • "I'm gonna go cry in the corner now."
  • "I'm gonna tell my mom!"
oct 23 2009 ∞
nov 11 2009 +