"You may have noticed... that I'm not really all there... myself." -The Chesire Cat

• I scream when I'm bored
  • Sometimes, I scream obscenities when I'm bored.
• Often times, I'll just look at pictures of food.
  • Kinda embarrassing to admit.
• I wriggle the sides of my mouth after I sniff.
• I have various types of laughter.
• Collecting reciepts.
• Weird, spazz moments.
• Peeling dried glue off of paste bottles.
• Washing my hands IMMEDIATELY after they begin to feel even slightly sticky.
• Admiration towards brown paper bags.
• I only part my hair to the right.
• Compulsive urge to read the nutrition facts on everything I eat - or don't eat.
• Forgetting random bits of seemingly important information.
• I only sleep on my left side.
• Refusing to use floss as an alternative to ripping the corner off a nearby piece of paper and sliding it in between my teeth.
• Sticking gum inside my locker.