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"Birds are and always have been reincarnated old men with Tourette's syndrome having somehow managed to dupe the reproductive saga. They screw each other and tend to their home repairs and children while never missing their true mission. To scream at the top of their lungs in horrified hellish rage every morning at daybreak to warn us all of the truth. They know the truth. Screaming bloody murder ...

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  • I'm bow-legged & pigeon-toed.
    • But for some reason, 98% of the people I come into contact with find that adorable.
  • My right dimple is accidentally homemade.
  • I was born into a family of talented singers.
  • I had my first kiss at age 11.
  • The guy who gave me my first kiss is currently behind bars.
  • I have a "jew nose".
    • No offense to jewish people...
  • My boyfriend's name is Andy.
    • Awesome, because that's the first "Andy" I've ever met. lmao.
sep 27 2009 ∞
oct 30 2009 +